Hey guyssss!!!
Happy new month to you! Welcome to my birthmonth, the month of June! (Yay, presents!!!). #the only month that matters 🔥🔥🔥
Truthfully speaking, if i could make a wish i would wish for stability in the world. It’s as if the whole world is jumping from frying pan to fire at the same damn time. June please be good to us.
Soooooo back to the matter for today which isssssss life lately, a discussion series on how the past month went!
I started this segment because most times, we get so caught up in where we are headed that we absolutely forget where we were coming from and what it took us to stand in this present moment.
You know how they say too many things are happening at the same time yea? That has been my life since May 1st and it has extended into the very first few days of June.
The repercussions of the lockdown (yea! No thanks Corona 😩😩😩) finally caught up with me. I have written like a thousand and one academic research paper’s (actually it sums up to like roughly 15 give or take) some representing exams and all what nots. You should have seen me when i pressed send to submit the last one a few days ago! (I will gladly pick written examinations over thissssss any day of the year abeg).
I have a fear tho, despite waking up to my laptop and hugging it tight and giving the keyboard a run for my money before i go to bed, my very fear is that these papers will come back proving that i am not the researcher i think i am.
Secondly guysssss, we got good reviewssssss, and it was timely toooo. If you would be interested in leaving a testimonial on my blog about thisssss space kindly reach out to me by mail isholaoreofe@yahoo.com, or through my socail media links on the about me page. Thank youuuuu.
Not even going to lieeeeeee, i gained like a Tonnnnnnn of weight during May because i was practically immobile and glued to a laptop screen 😩😩😩, i started different exercise patterns from yoga to intermittent fasting, i even bought a waist trainer and did day 1 of Chloe Ting’s workout 😭😭😭 but guyssss i think it’s finally time to admit that i have a commitment problem when it gets to seeing things like this through.
I soooo badly want to complete Chloe Ting’s 14 days Abs workout by just watching the videos of people on youtubeeeee!!! Why isn’t this visible 😭😭😭 it’s like there is this mad wave of fitness enthusiasm and it happens to have skipped me. I totally totally wish i had a fast metabolism but its like when i breathe i automatically add weight phewwwwww!!!
Sadly, I came down with Malaria on like i think the 26th ishhhh (welp, haven’t been down like that in a long, long, long, long, time) it was hellishhhhhh, loss of appetite (which still didn’t make me loose weight), fever, fluctuations in body temperatures, nausea, the whole total welcime to Malaria town package. Above all, what matters most now is that i feel better.
I have found a “friend” in the seasonal Sit-Com F.R.I.E.N.D.S, i am currently on Season 4, Episode 6 and i intend to finish all 10 seasons guys (wish me luck). Althoughhhhhhh, i may decide to bless you and give a movie review when i am done. Sit tight guys.
Around the ending of May, well into the first days of June, i have also had to actively lend my voice to a little bit of “social media” activism directed towards “standing against rape” and “police brutality”. This will hopefully extended well into June and will continue until God knows when. Also, happy pride!
Remember guy’s when you remain silent on social issue like this, you have already taken the side of the Oppressor (my man Martin Luther King Snr. Said that). We all need a little re-education, slowly but steady.
STOP RAPING WOMEN,
STOP KILLING WOMEN
So that is it guy’s, goodbye May, welcome June. I am looking forward to my birthday (it’s 25th by the way not like my significant other will remember AGAIN this year) in all honesty, i am starting to feel like birthdays are just day’s, buttttt i will highly feel different about this on the eve of my birthday, thats for sure.
Alsoooo, i think i have a sit still syndrome, i absolutely not capable of being idle, it’s like a disease 😭😭😭 well thanks to Corona i get to spend this beautiful summer in Nigeria (ain’t it something) and i also have to look for a job to keep busy😊😊 (my mother is literally going to throw me out if i don’t). So watch out for me on the streets of Lagos.
So People, how did May go for you?
LIFE OF OREOFE 